On a scale of NEPA light to 100, how dependable are you?
How regularly do you disappoint people? Think hard o.
At least once a week.
Daily. I dash people's hopes daily.
Maybe twice or thrice every week.
I don't keep such records. As the spirit leads, please.
Someone messes up and apologises. What do you do
Forgive and forget
Forgive, never forget.
Forget without forgiving.
No forgiveness, no forgetting. We die there.
Pick a spirit animal
Select one you can trust to help you clean up your mess
Which of these people do have the most difficult saying no to?
Award for most unreliable service provider goes to
NEPA / PHCN / EKDC
Compare your sex skills to a water body
Distress call from your friend in the middle of steamy sex. What do you do?
Quickie-ly catch an orgasm before going
Abandon everything immediately.
"I'm a little busy at the moment. But as soon as I'm done here, I'll be with you."
Ignore the call. Call later to say you didn't hear the phone ring.
You too grade yourself. How reliable do you think you are.
Mr/Mrs Dependable! You can swim the seven seas to be there for the ones in your circle. Nothing is too big for people you care about. And even though some people don't appreciate yu enough, it still doesn't stop you. We would have given you 100% dependable but 100 is for God. No vex.
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