QUIZ: How corrupt are you?

July 17, 2020 11:51 AM

Today is #NoCorruptionDay. In Partnership with TASCK and SERAP, let's see how coruption-free you are. Or not.

Corruption Quiz

Nigerians blame government and its agencies all the time for how badly corruption has seeped into the fabric of our society.

But is the government only to blame? Are you just as guilty of corruption as the people you routinely blame for it?Take this quiz to find out the not-so-hidden truth about yourself.

If you were law enforcement and you caught someone with a bag of Marijuana?

Arrest them

Share the marijuana

Collect bribe and let them go

It depends

You're offered ₦15million to hide a big bag of stolen money. What's your response?

I'm not interested

Pass me the bag!

₦20million or no deal

I choose to not answer this question

Have you ever thought of doing fraud?

Everytime I'm broke

I have googled it

Of course not

I choose to not answer this question

Someone mistakenly sends ₦10million into your account. What's your next move?

Activate enjoyment

Report it

Quickly transfer it to another account

Leave it there & see what happens

If you were approached to receive monthly salary as a ghost worker, would you?

Before nko?

No.

Someone else will take it if I don’t

It depends

Have you ever gotten a driver's license without a driving test?

Nope

Yes

There's meant to be a test?!

I don’t drive

Have you ever taken more money from your parents than was needed for a School payment?

Lol. Back to back!

Once or twice

Never!

I choose to not speak

If you were in a Government position, would you take your share of the national cake?

Nope

Enough for 5 generations!

One can't avoid it o

It depends

Do you ever openly speak up against corruption?

All the time

Occasionally

I don’t have energy abeg

Lol. To whom?

If you were offered money for your vote, what would you do?

Drop my account number shapaly

I don’t have a voter’s card.

Refuse the money

It depends

Your score: 100%

Minister of Corruption and Embezzlement Affairs. You're in the same Whatsapp group with that dead Nigerian dictator who sends palliatives from Hades every once in a while. You're not doing well at all.

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Your score: 66%

You pretend like you're not corrupt. But those who know, know that lowkey, you are corrupt AF. You have no qualms changing figures and exaggerating figures. O wrong!

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Your score: 33%

You want to be upright and shun corruption but the way things are, it's really difficult for you. Since you're still stradding the fence, we advice you to shun corruption and join the right side.

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Your score: 0%

You're an upright person. You're not perfect o, but 95% of the time, you choose to do the right thing. The future of Nigeria is safe with people like you. Well done.

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