"You aren't coming home soon", presidential aide mocks ex-minister

President Muhammadu Buharis media aide, Lauretta Onochie, has criticised former Minister of Petroleum Resources, Diezani Alison-Madueke, for trying to escape prosecution in the United Kingdom by pushing to be brought back to Nigeria as a witness in a money laundering trial involving her associates.

The president's Personal Assistant on Digital/Online Media accused the former minister of stealing 'blood money' from Nigeria and planning to run off to the Caribbean Island before she was arrested by UK authorities in 2015.

She also accused Diezani of trying to return to the country because she believes she'll be able to get away with her crimes, something Onochie assures her will be impossible with Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Walter Onnoghen determined to 'clean up the judiciary'.

She promised that the former minister will most definitely be jailed in the UK, face trials in the United States of America and Italy, before she will be returned to Nigeria.

Posting on her Facebook page on Thursday, October 5, 2017, she said, "And then, there's Diezani Alison Madueke. She too, wants something. She wants to return home. Remember you are in the UK for medical purposes. Remember the photoshopped images her image launderer plastered all moved the tabloid and the Social Media?

"Diezani is over 18 years old. That makes her an adult. She dusted her passport and flew out of this country, Nigeria.

"She had concluded plans to run off to a Caribbean Island to live off the blood money she stole, no hauled from the poorest and the most vulnerable citizens of this nation.

"She had no idea that she had become attractive to the British authorities And had been in their view since 2013.

"The adage that what a man can do a woman can do better, has never been proven more by anyone than Diezani Madueke.

"The forfeitures the Nigerian people have been awarded against Diezani, the pending and on-going corruption investigations and cases, are a testimony that this woman, who was elevated to the status of a goddess by ex-President Jonathan, has cases to answer, from UK to USA, Italy to the Carribean.

"Why Mrs Madueke suddenly developed an urge to return home, is not clear. But many Nigerians think its not unconnected to the perceived cash and carry criminal justice system in Nigeria. But she's probably not aware that the Chief Justice of the Federation, Justice Onnoghen, has vowed to clean up the judiciary. But there might be those judges who would be tempted by the mouth watering inducement that flows from the bottomless pit of Diezani Madueke's haulage.

"May I remind Mrs Madueke that a certain Rtd Admiral Alison Madueke, warned President Muhammadu Buhari to leave his wife alone. May I also remind Diezani that Nigerians assume that she is that wife that the retired Naval officer warned the President about.

"Now that she has been left alone, if she needs to return to Nigeria, she will also need her husband to threaten President Buhari to come after her, Hahahahaha....

"Dear Sis, in the meantime, you should make yourself comfortable in the UK. Attend to your criminal trials going on there. When found guilty, happily serve your jail term because it's just the beginning.

"Then when you are done, repeat the same process in America and then in Italy. If you are still alive by then, you should then be retired to Nigeria, to begin the same process that will ultimately lead you to your retirement home.

"You have a choice between Kirikiri and Kuje, among other prisons. Till then, it's Goodbye Diezani. You aren't coming home soon!"

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Onochie also backed her recent criticism of former First Lady, Patience Jonathan who had accused the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) of unfairly targeting her and warned President Buhari to restrain the anti-graft agency.

She urged the former First Lady to be sincere and come clean about the ill-acquired wealth that's making anti-corruption agencies circle around her.

She said, "Recently, Nigerians were assaulted by the demand by the Wife of the former President, Goodluck Jonathan of Nigeria, Patience Jonathan, asking President Muhammadu Buhari to "Tell EFCC to leave her alone". Fat chance!

"EFCC is an institution, not an adulterous man running after someone else's wife. So, woman to woman, I asked her to look inwards. Patience should wear the sort of aura that dispels, rather than attract law enforcement agencies.

"She can start by being honest and coming clean, regarding everything - cash, properties, etc., that were ill-acquired. Then hand them back to the rightful owners. Yes, back to Nigerians via the EFCC.

"You see, EFCC, ICPC, DSS, CCT, all follow the smell of crimes. If she does not have suspicions of criminal activities oozing and buzzing from and around her, there's no way she'll be dragging President Buhari to commit impunity by ordering EFCC to leave you alone.

"But there again, she's been busy swatting the bees, she had no time to see that her husband's reign of impunity, ended many moons ago. But that's not the end of the story."

Onochie further accused Patience and Diezani of wasting the opportunity to better the lives of Nigerians by using resources available to them to selfishly better their own lives instead.

"You see, these women, who own choice properties and obese bank accounts they do not need, across the world including Nigeria, had the best of opportunities to improve the lives of Nigerians, especially those who suffer health hazards from environmental degradation in the bowels of the Niger Delta where these two come from.

"If they cared not about their immediate environment, why would they bat an eyelid that environmental issues in the Lake Chad Basin, was fuelling Boko Haram," she said.