Top 5 hilarious things to expect from Africa’s biggest night

Anything other than these, and the MAMA 2015 night will not go down in history.

 

Don’t we love the smell of summer. The air is warm, the fields are fair, the women are pretty, beers are cold, and the MAMA is here.

Yes, the MAMA, African music’s biggest night of snobs and the continents best scammers are going to come up again, wear nice colognes, exchange fake pleasantries, flood social media with all their celebratory glory, and stream all that awesomeness into the homes of every African.

Or at least those who live above the $100 mark.

A number of awards are up for grabs again. These Holy Grails have been shined, hyped and groomed for the night, and as they roll of the conveyor belts, a number of lips will be smacked, with Davido sure to smoke a fat expensive cigar in anticipation of another silverware, in recognition of his amazing sibilant vocal delivery..and Shizzi’s autotune.

But in those moments when the earth will stop its motion, and the moon will rest over Durban, South Africa, here are the top 5 things that should happen.

Anything other than these, and the night will not go down in history. Cappish?

Wollup Wollup MAMA 2015. Gerrarahere !!!

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