• In her latest Instagram video, Dr. Pimple Popper removes a cyst from a patient's earlobe.
  • Although it might not look like a big bump at first, this cyst proves to be packed with an endless stream of thick white goop.
  • It's also a sneaky little guy, as it squirts up and at Dr. Pimple Popper when she least expects it.

It's official: The midday slump has met its mach-and no, it's not a triple espresso from Starbucks (although, if you ask me, that bad boy is a close second).

It is-drum roll please- Dr. Pimple Popper's newest Instagram video , which features a juicy earlobe cyst packed with surprises guaranteed to wake you up.

Don't believe me? Take it from the LA-based dermatologist Sandra Lee, M.D. herself who, captions the post,"Theres no prize like a #surprise! And this hidden #cyst had a few of them!" And within seconds of Tuesday's clip, Dr. Pimple Popper admits that this shocking cyst even makes her eyes pop.

View this post on Instagram Theres no prize like a #surprise! And this hidden #cyst had a few of them! #drpimplepopper A post shared by Sandra Lee, MD, FAAD, FAACS (@drpimplepopper) on May 14, 2019 at 11:26am PDT

The video opens up with a still image of the patient's earlobe situation, which, tbh, doesn't look too big, bad, or threatening. But that's quickly proven otherwise as Dr. Pimple Popper slices the patient's earlobe and starts cutting with scissors to further open up the incision.

While widening the already gaping cut, a stream of dark red blood begins to pour out and fleshy tissue makes an appearance-none of which seems to phase Dr. P, who just yammers on about her cats. That is until she makes another a little snip that causes a surprise eruption of murky fluid that squirts up and out towards the doc. Missed that? Don't worry, the doc plays it again in slow-mo.

"You've got a cyst there because it just squirted me," Dr. P says. "Now I'm awake!" (hate to say I told you so, but...)

Bubbling with the excitement of that surprise spray of pus, Dr. Pimple Popper returns to the ear for round two. After a few more snips of the scissors, the geyser-like cyst starts to blow, rapidly oozing tons of thick white goop that gains in speed and quantity when Dr. Pimple Popper uses her hands to squeeze around the opening. "You've got some stuff stored in there!" she joyfully exclaims.

Meanwhile, audience members everywhere (*raises hand*) are busy trying to pick their chins up from off the floor in a state of awe.