We found a list of love quotes about marriage from a number of people including Audrey Hepburn, Albert Eistein, Winston Churchill, Agatha Christie, and Benjamin Franklin.

ALSO READ:How do you react when your partner hurts you?

There are 21 of the best marriage quotes to make you purr and laugh out loud as the case may be.

1. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person." — Mingon McLaughlin

2. "Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener." — Anonymous

​3. "When we got married I told my wife 'If you leave me, I'm going with you.' And she never did." — James Fineous McBride

4. "A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short." — Andre Maurois

5. "What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are but how you deal with incompatibility." — Leo Tolstoy

​6. "Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it." — Helen Rowland

7. "The longest sentence you can form with two words is: I do."  — H. L. Mencken

8. "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." — Dame Agatha Christie

9. "My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my love to marry me." — Sir Winston Churchill

10.  "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." — Henny Youngman

11. "Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half-shut afterwards." — Benjamin Franklin12. "Marriage: a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose." — Beverley Nichols

13. "What I love most about my home is who I share it with." — Tad Carpenter

14. "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it." — Lyndon B. Johnson

15. "If I get married, I want to be very married." — Audrey Hepburn

16. "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." — Brendan Behan

17. "We had a happy [marriage] because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time." — Julia Child

18. [Marriage] is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them." — Ogden Nash

19. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with [your wife] for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity." — Albert Einstein