But these signs will follow them that are out to disgrace you on or before valentine’s day. So ladies, brace up and look forward to this in your men. If he possesses any of these features, please run!
How to find out if he isn't the one
I know that I might not be a magician or a god.
1. If he has full beards: trust me, men with full beards are not for one woman. Because they know that one woman is not enough to manage the beards, they always want their women just as their medication. One in the morning, one in the afternoon, and one in the night.
2. If he wears Kaftan on every date: Nigerian men now use kaftan to hide their bad attitude; That's why every one of them look very responsible when they wear a kaftan, and you cannot differentiate between the saint and the sinner. So the next time he wears a kaftan on a date with you, tell him to go back home and change to jeans, and a shirt.
3. If he wears a “mallam cap” often: after wearing kaftan, many Nigerian men go the extra mile by wearing a “mallam” cap to compliment their outfit. Now that is not as ridiculous as those that wear the “mallam cap” on casual wear like jeans and a t-shirt, and still go-ahead to wear that “mallam cap”. How? This is automatically a sign that he is hiding something from you. Could be the shape of his head, or the size of his head; what if he's bald? Pity your children.
4. If he asks if you can pound yam: first of all. How can somebody claim to like you, and the next question that they are asking you is if you can pound yam? That person is not looking for a girlfriend, he is looking for a pounded yam machine. Sis, stand up from that table and enter the nearest bicycle to your house.
5. If he wears crocs and Ankara: what kind of fashion trend is crocs and ankara? First, they started with white sneakers and Kaftan, now the next big thing is crocs and Ankara. If your man is exhibiting this behavior, we cannot trust him with more dates going forward in the future.
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