From the mind behind the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina Contest comes the Lifetime Silicone Stroker.
It can be difficult enough to find alone time when you live in a fraternity house or are staying in a hostel, let alone stationed in hostile territory. However it works logistically, there’s one man who wants to make things a little easier for the troops. And he’s doing so by making a sex toy specifically for the military.
The Lifetime Silicone Stroker is a military-grade masturbation device made out of a special mix of silicone that can withstand the perilous environments of deployment. It also inhibits the growth of fungus, mold, and bacteria. Most men’s masturbation toys are made out of thermoplastic elastomer, a type of rubber that would deteriorate under the conditions soldiers face.
Brian Sloan, the man who invented the Autoblow 2 and conjured up the World’s Most Beautiful Vagina contest, is the mind behind the first sex toy specifically for military members. “I saw an opportunity to create a device for [military] use that took up less space, did not present opportunities for infections, and was unaffected by extreme environmental conditions,” Sloan said in a press release. “I think the last thing a deployed soldier wants to worry about is a leaky infected penis or a melted masturbator. It’s my goal to make masturbation safe in some of the world’s most dangerous places.”
For those military members who want to partake, Sloan is giving away Lifetime Silicone Strokers to the first 300 active duty service members who email a shipping address to email@example.com. And if you’re just a regular dude who wants to masturbate with military grade material, you can simply buy one here for $79.95.