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Sex & Relationships ​This man was caught cheating in the most excruciating way

The entire story was told in an epic Twitter thread.

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Twitter user Ashe Dryden was sitting in a café or restaurant of sorts, minding her own business, when the couple next to her started to have a rather serious conversation.

By "serious," we mean that the girlfriend had found out the man was engaged in another long-term relationship with a woman other than her. That is, he was cheating on her big-time, and she was understandably pissed. (Are you secretly cheating, too? Find out here.) The entire thread is too long to collate, but here are the choice highlights.

omg the woman next to me just confronted the man with her because she found out he’s been seeing her while in another long-term relationship

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

y’all she found out because his girlfriend called her

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Meanwhile, the man clearly had no idea what to do, having been caught completely off-guard that he'd been found out.

The guy is nervously shaking his leg and can’t look at her while she calmly eats her food and lays into him

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

And, obviously, he just wanted to get the hell out of there. No dice, man.

Waiter: are you two thinking about dessert?
Him: no
Her: (to him) are you joking rn? (To waiter) yes, a cappuccino and chocolate cake

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: you’re like, offended by the fact that I found out. What did you think was gonna happen?

Him: I don’t know, okay, I don’t know.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Finally, she got to a point where she was just ready to say goodbye. On to bigger and better things, as they say.

Her: This is gonna sound mean, but I’m gonna find someone new right away and be happy while you’ll still be a cheating loser

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

Her: but look at me: I’m fine. I’m going out tonight and gonna do body shots. I’m tired of you but I’m fine.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

But it's safe to say that this situation isn't over yet for this guy.

I wonder if this guy lives with either of these women because I have a feeling his shit is going down a trash chute somewhere.

— ashe dryden (@ashedryden) May 1, 2017

This is why you don't cheat. Instead, considering following these tips for building a better, happier relationship.

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