Have you ever been nervous about the possibility of an ex (or their friend) spreading rumors about your penis size?
Have you ever been nervous about the possibility of an ex (or their friend) spreading rumors about your penis size? If so, you may be able to empathize with poor Michael here, who frantically texted Crystal, a friend of his ex, to request that she stop bad-mouthing his member to other people.
However, Michael was unfortunately met with a bit of a double whammy. Why? It turns out he wasn't texting Crystal at all.
Instead, he texted a random stranger with the request that they "stop telling everyone how tiny I am." This perceptive individual apparently picked up on the fact that Michael was referring to his penis and immediately turned the conversation into a sort of game. As you can see, things quickly went from bad to worse for ol' Mike.
That's gotta hurt, Michael, and we're sorry to see that you inadvertently ended up just revealing your insecurities to one more person. However, all hope is not lost.
We at Men's Health have miles of insight to lend on the topic, and will happily assuage any concerns you may have about your endowment. It turns out that size may not matter as much as you think. And, hey, here are some pointers you can take to the bedroom no matter how big your penis is.