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12 sex confessions that are unbelievably embarrassing

If you’ve ever experienced something hilarious, sad or cringe-worthy in bed, don’t worry, because you’re not alone-the good people of Reddit have taken it upon themselves to share some seriously embarrassing sex confessions of their own.

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If you’ve ever experienced something hilarious, sad or cringe-worthy in bed, don’t worry, because you’re not alone-the good people of Reddit have taken it upon themselves to share some seriously embarrassing sex confessions of their own. Here are 13 almost unbelievable tales of sexual misfortune that, needless to say, will make you feel better about your own love life.

This guy learned the hard way that sunscreen is really your best friend.

From PoniardBlade:

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It’s vitally important to stretch before any and all physical activities. That obviously includes sex.

From DrDerpberg:

Next time you go to reach for a sex toy, make sure you know how to use it properly (and have an exit strategy in mind).

From raziphel:

Yes, social media can be the best way to kill time, but, as this guy learned, it’s also the best way to kill the mood.

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From Ivy_Thornsplitter:

Even Peter Parker himself would cringe at this one man’s obsession with the web slinger in bed.

From TheBomberBug:

Allergies can strike at any time. That’s why the next time you venture into the woods for some good nature lovin’ you should make sure to bring some allergy medication along.

From TexiCocoPuffs:

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There’s pleasure, there’s pain, and sometimes they mix. But, don’t ignore the searing pain for long, otherwise, you’ll end up like this guy: unsatisfied and with a huge ER bill to boot.

From Smart_And_Sexxy:

While you should never drink and drive, it may be best to also never drink, and attempt to have sex on a motorcycle.

From dzernumbrd:

Here’s one way to ensure he’ll never forget you - break his jaw while you’re having sex. That way, every time he attempts to close his mouth he’ll think fondly of you.

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From PuddlePaws:

Police officers are here to protect and serve. And sometimes, that means helping your naked butt get on the right side of the road.

From BalletBoy:

Love really can conquer all, and that includes all sorts of bodily fluids.

From Velvet_and_Lace:

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Sex can make some people green with envy. It can also turn you just plain green.

From Bubblebath_junkie:

Mood lighting is key. Total darkness is just a bad idea.

From Jello5678:

It’s all about the motion in the ocean, so just make sure you know which way the tide is turning.

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