Everyone has to poop at some point, whether you like to admit it or not and if you aren’t pooping, then you are either dead or need to see a doctor. Either way, here are five silly benefits of popping.
When you enjoy popping, the sky becomes your limit. You no longer feel the need to be timid anymore. The society makes it seem like you have to be hush but if you can break that jinx, then you can do just about anything.
You can do it anywhere:
The great thing about being a fan of pooping is that you can do it just about anywhere. You don’t have to make it exclusive to your home, you can do it at a clean bathroom at any location where you find yourself.
You get to reflect:
What better place for some alone time than in the bathroom. No one gets to stay with you in there, except they probably want to die. Thus, you can think back on what you have achieved so far and what new goals you want to set for yourself.
Makes you emotional:
In the bathroom, you can to realize the worth of those around you and what they have done for you. Thus, prompting you to send messages like “I love you” or “you mean a lot to me” to loved ones from there. It’s worth it!
It is your weapon:
No one can ever mess with you, because they know that when you say that you will do a fart or poop on their stuff, you most likely can do it. All you need to do is use your ammunition to get the things you want.