Little kid thinks Daddy is really going to eat the p*ss. This is hilarious...
One Monday, little Johnny arrives at his school carrying his cat.
Unfortunately the security guard refuses him entry unless he leaves the sleeping cat outside the gate.
"Animals are not allowed in school," the guard says.
"But I have to carry him," the boy answers.
Just then his teacher passes by and stops when she sees him struggling to get past the huge security guard.
"Johnny," she calls out, "what's happening here?"
"He won't let me carry my cat into the school," he says.
"Why did you bring your cat to the school," the teacher asks.
Johnny starts crying.
"My daddy wants to eat my cat."
"What!" The teacher is surprised. "How did you know he will eat your cat?"
"Early this morning, I passed near my parents room and I heard may day say 'I'm gonna eat that PUSSY when Johnny goes to school'"
Aww, Johnny...daddy has another pussy to eat!