This Pastor's anointing technology will tell you about your unborn child

fuad lawal

April 26, 2017 5:08 PM

By the Power of the Holy Spirit, the gender of your baby shall be revealed. Amen?

A Pastor has launched a new pregnancy test that tells you everything you need to know about your baby even before they are born.

The Major 1, Prophet Shepard Bushiri of Malawi, has dropped a major one.

You probably know this guy already. He's huge on Facebook and in his home country. He assured us last year his wife had been impregnated by the Holy Spirit. In 2015, he tried to prove to us that he could walk on air. The point is, Bushiri is in the news a lot, but it's mostly for the most amusing reasons.

He's come up with a new miracle formula he's calling “Anointed Pregnancy Tests”.

What this anointed pregnancy test does is that it determines the gender of an unborn child, but it doesn't even stop there. It also determines the unborn father of the child.

We have many questions.

How won't a person know who the father of her child is?

Hold on. Bushiri already has his target audience in mind. He told Malawi TV that many members of his Church sleep around too much without protection. So he's saying he'll be able to administer this anointed pregnancy test to them.

In fact, he said:

“Instead of prophesying about men who made them pregnant, they can just use my accurate anointed pregnancy test. I speak the Word to those pregnancy test. The power of God will get in, they use my tests and God does something”.

But considering his reputation, we're not sure what to think about this, so we're like;

But because we don't want to touch the anointed, we're just going to be here observing, waiting for the pregnancy tests to come back.

What do you think about this though? Please share with me.

fuad lawal