11 struggles you'll understand this rainy season

fuad lawal

June 6, 2017 11:53 PM

Rain is only fun and games when you have car. When you don't it's just another day in the shower.

1. This is you waiting for your cloth to dry every single time.

Cloth never dries. Ever.

2. The rain stops completely and you put out your damp clothes to dry properly.

Sigh. At last.

3. But soon as you leave the house and are far enough, rain starts again.

Who did I offend?

4. You’re just walking on your own and a car just splashes you water. Everyday.

YOUR FATHER!

5. Then you get home and realise your ceiling is leaking.

Hay God. Only me?

6. Another rain meets you at home before work and you suddenly wish you were unemployed.

“Hello ma? I can’t come to work. Yes, I’m having Typhoid Fever.”

7. And then everyone on the internet is saying weather for two, but you know you’re all by yourself.

Me and my pillow.

8. When they told you the umbrella was original, but it's as if the umbrella is attracting rain

Scam.

9. You manage to make it to a public bus dry, but the people sitting beside you are soaked

Are they following me from somewhere?

10. And PHCN have one more excuse to take light.

Useless people.

11. And if you leave in Ajah or Lekki, this is you everyday run falls.

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