Student drunk email to lecturer goes viral (and the lecturer gave the best reply ever)

Authors:

zainab quadri

August 10, 2015 1:28 PM

Honesty is really the best policy.

Student letter to his lecturer

No getting drunk is still not good but for a young man named Patrick Davidson, his drunken audacity paid off after he sent a daring text to a lecturer, in which he cheekily asked for an extension to an assignment and apologised for him being follicly challenged.

This is the letter

The letter reads:

Mr Martin

Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I’m sorry that u r bald. Lol

If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.

Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I’n really fucked rn and will b sick af tomorrow.

Keep slayin boy and I forgot to do school loop again.

Love and c u Monday

Good fuckn yard

Patrick Davidson

and here is the lecturer epic reply

The lecturer reply reads:

Patrick,

Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11;59pm. It must be submitted to turnitin.com

Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper.

I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don’t get paid enough to get hair implants.

On a side note….. What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me I had like a bottle of whatever you had so I don’t have to remember what you said.

Good yard

Mr Martin

The student did win and honesty is truly the best policy.

Authors:

zainab quadri