Student drunk email to lecturer goes viral (and the lecturer gave the best reply ever)

Honesty is really the best policy.

Student letter to his lecturer

No getting drunk is still not good but for a young man named Patrick Davidson, his drunken audacity paid off after he sent a daring text to a lecturer, in which he cheekily asked for an extension to an assignment and apologised for him being follicly challenged.

This is the letter

The letter reads:

Mr Martin

Just letting u kno that u r a motherfuckn g and I’m sorry that u r bald. Lol

If u want I can hook u go with a girl who can get ur hair back and keep u bangin.

Also I just needed to ask u for an extension on my paper. I’n really fucked rn and will b sick af tomorrow.

Keep slayin boy and I forgot to do school loop again.

Love and c u Monday

Good fuckn yard

Patrick Davidson

and here is the lecturer epic reply

The lecturer reply reads:

Patrick,

Sounds like you had a great night. I will extend your paper deadline to Wednesday at 11;59pm. It must be submitted to turnitin.com

Please refer to my syllabus for information on how to submit your paper.

I appreciate your concern for my bald head. My wife likes it and I don’t get paid enough to get hair implants.

On a side note….. What were you drinking last night? Next time you email me I had like a bottle of whatever you had so I don’t have to remember what you said.

Good yard

Mr Martin

The student did win and honesty is truly the best policy.

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