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Hilarious Man's eggplant almost explodes after injecting with Viagra

A Reddit user has said his penis almost exploded after he injected it with Viagra.

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This amount of blood had to be extracted from his penis to relieve him. play

This amount of blood had to be extracted from his penis to relieve him.

According to a Reddit user known as SoreCock, your penis 'nearly explodes' when injected.

"I got a little greedy," the 31-year-old wrote after he decided to order the drug when pills from his doctor wouldn’t help him with his stamina in bed.

He felt he needed the extra boost because he and his wife, 27, had apparently just started swinging.

"So the next step was injections straight into the side of the penis," he added.

It worked a treat at first but when it was time to stop, his penis didn’t want to.

"I started pouring cold water over it. Nothing," he wrote.

"I took four Sudafed pills (as suggested online when you get an out-of-control erection). Nothing.

"I started exercising major muscle groups, doing endless sets of push-ups, pull-ups, squats, etc. (also recommended online, in order to divert the blood). Nothing."

After three hours he decided it was time to head to the emergency room, and yes it was one of the most embarrassing things he said he ever done.

"I was awkwardly covering up my erection the entire time," he said.

"Eventually I got wheeled into a room."

To make a long story short (get it) doctors finally relieved his boner by extracting blood using a butterfly needle.

But SoreCock doesn’t seem to have learned his lesson.

"Needless to say, I’ll be doing this again, starting at a third of the first dosage," he added.

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