15 things Nigerian girls say and what they truly mean

"Fine boy like you. Your girlfriend must be lucky".

Nigerian women have a reputation for saying one thing when it completely means something else. The duty of the Nigerian man is to decipher the meaning of these things.

Take this as a mini tutorial, free of charge.

1. What women say:

Please oh, don't disturb me, before your girlfriend will come and kill me

2. What they say:

Don’t worry you can be going. Have fun.

What she's really saying:

3. What they say:

What are we now?

What they mean:

See, whatever you say, just don't say "we're nothing but pencils in the hand of the Creator".

4. What they say:

If you’re not coming again it is fine. (BETTER BE COMING RIGHT AWAY)

What they mean:

Better cross the seven seas to get here.

5. What they say:

I’ll be ready in 5 minutes. Just wait.

What they really really mean:

“But do not forget this one thing, dear friends: With the Lord a day is like a thousand years” 2 Peter 3:8.

6. What they say:

How is that your girlfriend sef?

What they mean:

7. What they say:

When she DMs you saying “That girl you have been retweeting, her tweets make so much sense.”

What they mean:

I see what you’re doing dear.

8. What they say:

What they mean:

9. What they say:

When next are you going to see your mum?

What they mean:

10. What they say:

I think we need to take a break.

What they mean:

This break is going till last till we die.

11. What they say:

It is not like I want it sha, but it costs 50k.

What they mean:


12. What they say:

What they mean:

I miss you and I need to find out if you miss me too.

13. What they say:

Nah. No problem. You can do it. I don’t mind.

What they mean:

If they born you well, try it.

14. In the end, when she says "Hey, Big Head".

She's just saying,

15. And does a Nigerian woman truly love you if she hasn't asked this question?


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