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He goes again Emmy Collins Tears Into Nollywood Stars Again

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The AMVCA look play

The AMVCA look

Self-styled fashion critic, Emmy Collins is not resting on his oars as he has continued biting into Nigerian celebrities at every given opportunity.

After taking the likes of Mercy Johnson, Tonto Dikeh, Rev. Chris Okotie, and Cossy Orjiakor, he has turned his attention to the likes of Funke Akindele, Chika Ike, Monalisa Chinda, Uche Jombo and Toke Makinwa, blasting them over their outfits to the recently held Africa Magic Viewer’s Choice Awards, AMCVA.

The Nigerian/Dutch designer who says it as he sees it, took time out to take on these superstars one after the other. Here what he has to say about their dress sense.

Uche Jombo:

I don’t even know what a neck piece is doing on her neck really. These lasses should fathom when less is more. The only good news is that when I consider the black slit cum butchered dress that exposed Uche’s huge thighs ago, then this should be regarded as making headway.

Monalisa Chinda:

What planet are these people from biko? Pluto or Mars? I really think we need to bring them down to planet earth because I can’t fathom, for the life of me, where they access the inspiration to underwhelm.

This dress appears to be literally bursting at all seams. The stress on the seams are quite vivid and the poor quality of the fabric didn’t help matters.

Perhaps the designer coughed out a king’s ransom for this fabric but that doesn’t deflect the fact that the fabric, which I’m assuming is Satin, appears so cheap.

The choice of colour was flawed as well. Please take your eyes to the neckline, apparently the designer was going for a heart neckline but the multiple squeezes on that area don’t say ‘heart’ to me.

We definitely need better tailors in Nigeria and also designers who understand the act of quality control because if the designers had done proper control, they wouldn't put this dress on an enemy, talk more of a supposed A-lister.

Funke Akindele:

Kai, slit don suffer ni. Even Funke must show legs, abi? Wonders shall never end. Why these people no dey gree stay for their lanes, me I no sabi.

Ngwanu, make I bless Funke with 2 out of 10 and see how she feels about that. This is just one hideous dress, gbam!

Chika Ike:

Wowww! Who do we have here? Holy sh*t, it is Miss Dubai looking like an over decorated wedding cake. How could someone talk cheap and look cheap as well? That can’t be fair!

Toke Makinwa:

I didn’t even know sequins are made in yellow, lol. Loads of sins were going on in this dress when I bumped into my old friend.

One of the sins was that the dress wasn’t properly pressed. But, I guess considering the antecedents of NEPA, coupled with the scarcity of fuel, she might have a ready-made excuse for the little indiscretion. In summation, this dress didn’t quite cut it. And that pout? Hmmmm, women I hail una o!

See photos of other stars here.

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