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You Know I’m Just Joking by Ayomide Tayo What God did not tell Banky W’s wife

Banky W's dreamer lady should know some cold, hard truths before it gets too late.

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Bankole Wellington a.k.a Banky W


The club football season is over! Millions of men are wailing around the world right now. I don’t envy the men who will now have to watch ‘Keep Up With the (Trash)Kardashians’ on Saturday and Sunday with ‘madam’.

May the gods of football be with you during these trying times of Kanye West’s fish contact lens and Bruce (Caitlyn) Jenner’s crap.

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Kanye West at Met Gala 2016


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Well on the bright side of things, the Euros and Olympics will hold our addiction till the weekly round of excitement comes back. One good thing about the entertainment business is that there is no off season. Every week something happens that makes you laugh, or wonder at what goes on in the lives of the rich and famous.

One piece of news that made me laugh non-stop was the story of a mystery woman who claims to have been told by God that Banky W is her husband.

Banky W shared this crazy story yesterday (Sunday, May 15, 2016) on his Instagram account. The singer shared a screenshot of the lady’s e-mail. In her message she wrote “Gud morning sir. I love to tell u more abt mysef as we ar in d world of scammers,pls am for real try to contact, am made to know three times by my revelation dat u ar my hubby.for me is hard to believe, av bin contacting friends nd praying for a connection that will bring us together.

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Banky W looking great



People are seeing visions about me now ohhh  "God" told her 3 times? At least He shld tell me once na ah ahn #lol #smh” wrote Banky W after sharing the lady’s e-mail.

Wonders shall never end. When some of us are looking for bae, God is giving a woman three visions about one man. Dear God, this is not fair. When will I receive one of these visions. I don’t want to see the face of who Mrs. Tayo will be, just show me her backside, that’s all. I would do the rest.

Seriously, this woman who has triple visions from God sounds like a stalker and not a seer. It seems she has thought so much about Banky W that it has been embedded in her subconscious mind and translated it to be visions from God.

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Nikki Laoye and Banky W in 'Onyeuwaoma'


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Hey, don’t get me wrong. God can show you your wife or husband but in this case, my gut tells me that this lady’s thirst for the star singer has morphed into something darker- an obsession.

The Lord moves in mysterious ways though so, I cannot categorically say the lady is a daydreamer. Maybe, just maybe God told her. I hope he told her that there will be late nights. Entertainers are known for keeping late nights. I hope my dear sister has gotten this memo from God and knows what she is getting into if Banky by some crazy chance accepts her proposal. She will sleep on the big bed alone when Banky W is performing at shows around the country. As a woman of God I suspect that she will be praying during these lonely hours.

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My dear sister also has to know that there will be other women. First of all Banky W is a celebrity, ladies are all over him. Even if he doesn’t want to do, the women flocking him will do the do for him. Banky W is also a fine boy, a fine boy Yoruba demon as a matter of fact. Woman of God, the worst case scenario is that you will have many side chicks to deal with.

So Senior-Mother-in-Israel, who is in love with Banky W better see that vision well o. I will laugh at you when you start writing tales of woe to Instablog 9ja. You better listen to Brother John who is toasting you in Redeemed Camp at Kilometre 46. He might not be in beard gang like Banky W or have weekly #MCM posts dedicated to him but he will have time for you. Do not forget he will also be God fearing.

A word is enough for the wise.

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