Kill Pistorious, TuPac Is Alive, Girls Should Emulate Mother Mary...

Some Twitterzens can blow out your brains on Twitter...

If these 5 tweets are anything to go by, then rap king TuPac who is long believed dead is actually alive and still dropping the rap ish, Modern Women need to emulate  Jesus' mother Mary, Arsenal is the symbol of failure, Pistorious should be murdered and....

They were randomly selected for either being, outrageous, funny, witty, original or just 'duh!'.

1. TuPac is alive!

"I never believed 2pac made all that songs before he "died" tho. Think about it, that nigga is fucking alive," RIP Dee BlackJoe @Uchez2

Na your papa resurrect am. Abi im name resemble Lazarus ni?

2. Modern girls should learn from Mary!

"If a carpenter was enough for Mary the mother of Jesus, then what's the matter with Ladies nowadays?" BENZINO @RealibibioBoy

I think Mary did not need a BlackBerry, Ipad or BlackUp make-up kit.

3. Please kill Pistorious!

"Can someone just shoot this Pistorius and end this case just like the JFK murder case, please," DDaariö Naharis @Chinedov

Guy, you dey craze? What if he's innocent?

4. The synonym of failure is Arsenal!

“ Stay positive! However long we take your lights, you still have a brighter future than Arsenal,” @ECG_Unofficial.

Wait until next season...wait, it’s already 9 trophy-less years!

5. Dirty minds!

And this dude, Fei Yen Chen @Pooki__ tweeted something that must trick the naughty minds...

"It starts with a C and ends With a T. It’s hairy, Oval and delicious and contains whitish liquid.........coconut," Fei posted.

Tell me, what were you thinking?

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