Almost everyone of us has at one point or the other called, or heard someone call women evil, so much that WOE-man is a popular word signifying that women are woe to men.
Mathematical Proof That Girls Might Be Evil
Women have been called many things, including woe-to-man... and this mathematical proof seems to label them evil...
But are women really evil?
Before I go further, let me say that I am not a chauvinist, even as I bring you this mathematical proof (LOL), not religious, Adam and Eve based assumption, that women are indeed evil.
First, we state that: To get a girl you require TIME and MONEY.
GIRLS = TIME x MONEY
That said, we know also that TIME is MONEY.
TIME = MONEY
If the above are true, that girls are time and money while time is also money, we can safely say:
GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)2
Now, as the good books say MONEY is the ROOT of all EVIL.
MONEY = √ EVIL
GIRLS = (√ EVIL)2
Going by all the above indisputable facts, we can safely say (while watching out for armed feminists) that:
GIRLS = EVIL
Ah, who can dispute that? Let me go and find somewhere to hide before feminists decapitate me - its just a joke by the way.
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