Mathematical Proof That Girls Might Be Evil

Women have been called many things, including woe-to-man... and this mathematical proof seems to label them evil...

Almost everyone of us has at one point or the other called, or heard someone call women evil, so much that WOE-man is a popular word signifying that women are woe to men.

But are women really evil?

Before I go further, let me say that I am not a chauvinist, even as I bring you this mathematical proof (LOL), not religious, Adam and Eve based assumption, that women are indeed evil.

First, we state that: To get a girl you require TIME and MONEY.

GIRLS = TIME x MONEY

That said, we know also that TIME is MONEY.

TIME = MONEY

If the above are true, that girls are time and money while time is also money, we can safely say:

GIRLS = MONEY x MONEY = (MONEY)2

Now, as the good books say MONEY is the ROOT of all EVIL.

MONEY = √ EVIL

Therefore:

GIRLS = (√ EVIL)2

Going by all the above indisputable facts, we can safely say (while watching out for armed feminists) that:

GIRLS = EVIL

Ah, who can dispute that? Let me go and find somewhere to hide before feminists decapitate me - its just a joke by the way.

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