"I Will Dead If You Refuse": You Must Read This Hilarious 21-Year Old Love Letter

Authors:

Samson Kukogho

June 20, 2014 5:06 PM

21-year-old love letter brings back memories of the days when letters were the vehicles of love

A 21-year-old love letter written by a loverboy to a girl he hopes to date in the future is making the round on the social media, leaving a trail of broken ribs.

In the letter, the love-stricken boy, who signed his name as 'Ebechisco', expressed his love and arranged a tryst making grammatical errors that even Zebrudaya of the Masquerade fame will marvel at.

Read the letter:

22 Jan 1993

Dittomatic

Dearest,

With love in my heart, I pick up my golden pen from the basket of love to write you this letter.

Hope this letter meet you in good health, if so doxology.

I just want to say how my heart beat gbam gbam yesterday when I see you in the market.

I want to say to you, you be my girlfriend, please I will dead if you refuse, please let us meet under the mango tree that is behind mama Nkiru store

your boyfriend

in future

Ebechisco

Hilarious isn't it? Imagine receiving this letter from your 'future' boyfriend.

Funny as it may be, it brings back memories of the days when letters were the vehicles of love and you could hardly start a relationship or sustain one without writing a number of letters.

Anyway, we all (if you are at least 25 years old) wrote or received one of such at some point in time.

Shebi?