Here are some questions Christian Grey must answer in the 4th Book

zainab quadri

June 8, 2015 4:02 PM

Yes, your inner goddess is not deceiving you. The part four of Fifty Shades of Grey book is coming out soon.

Yess, Its true we would be tormented with another rant on social media of how "Fifty Shades of Grey" book part four is so perfect.

According to the author E L James the part four offers a fresh perspective on the love story that has enthralled millions of readers around the world and it would allow you to see the world of Fifty Shades of Grey anew through the eyes of Christian Grey.

However, as the book is about to come out here are some questions compiled by Buzz Feed for Mr Abusive Fifty shades of fucked up Grey. As you announce your sordid entry please answer this questions sincerely.

1. Are you literally Fifty Shades of fucked up? are you sure it is not 51? what about 49?

2. Is Christian Grey REALLY your name?

3. How are you a billionaire?

4. Who is a billionaire at 27? Literally who?

5. Do you have an inner goddess?

6. Where do you buy your furniture? (I’m redecorating my apartment and need tips.)

7. Does HR ever get complaints from your former assistants and secretaries?

8. Also why are all of your assistants blonde? Is that even legal?

9. Is anything you do legal?

10. Do you really exercise control in literally everything? Are you absolutely sure of that? What about blinking?

11. What sup with the phrase "Laters Baby"

12. What color is your soul?

13. Does your driver ever get really weirded out by the things he has seen you do?

14. Were you a very angsty teen? You seem like you were a very angsty teen.

15. Would you rather fight a horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses?

16. Do you hate yourself?

17. What keeps you up at night?

18. Are you sure you’re human?

19. Are you positive you’re not a robot? Like, absolutely positive?

20. How exactly do you track down people’s cell phones?

21. Do you realize tracking down someone’s cell phone is probably considered stalking?

22. How does it feel to be a stalker?

23. Has anyone compared you to a sociopath and how do you feel about that?

24. I mean, do sociopaths even feel anything or is that a redundant question?

25. Do you have social skills? Are you sure?

26. What was your college major?

27. Have you ever considered that traveling by helicopter all the time is kind of obnoxious?

28. Like, really obnoxious?

29. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

30. HOW DARE YOU?

This post is a SATIRE. It is meant for people who took the pain and are still pained for reading the book. And to those who watched the movie, no words for you *You dirty slimy slimy somebody *shudders*

zainab quadri

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