How to move to Sweden and become a Swedish citizen

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True to Gerber's descriptions, the idyllic land boasts some of the happiest people on earth, thanks to the country's egalitarian values, paid parental leave policies, single-payer healthcare system, and breathtaking scenery — all of which leads thousands of people to immigrate each year.

Applying for citizenship requires you to live in the country for five years and have a "proven" identity — which also means you'd have to adjust to wintertime darkness.

For those who weren't born there, here's how you become a Swede.

Be at least 18 years old — unless you know someone.

While the age requirements are hard and fast for adult citizenship, kids are given some leeway.

Parents of kids under 12 years old can apply for their child's citizenship as long as the parent is already a Swedish citizen. Kids over 12 must sign a consent form saying they want to become a citizen.

Once a child reaches 15 years old, they have to show they've been living in Sweden for at least three consecutive years "

Be able to prove your identity.

A passport or similar document with an accompanying photo is fine.

Alternatively, a relative or loved one can vouch for your identity, provided they're already a Swedish citizen. According to the immigration office, for a loved one to prove your identity, the two of you must have lived together before moving to Sweden.

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Have a permanent residence in Sweden.

If you're planning on spending more than 90 days in Sweden — for work, studying, or starting a business — you have to submit an application for a residence permit.

This is what you'll eventually need to become a citizen.

Spend five years at that permanent residence.

If you want to be an actual Swede — a citizen — you have to prove you're in it for the long haul.

There are certain circumstances when you can cut the five years short, like when you've already been living with a Swedish citizen for two years somewhere else. In that case, you only need to live in Sweden for three consecutive years.

Be on your best behavior.

Sweden makes it clear in no uncertain terms: Citizens obey the law.

The agency looks at whether you have any outstanding debts in Sweden, committed any crimes, or pose any security threats.

Learn Swedish (even if you don't technically have to).

Swedes are no slouches when it comes to speaking English.

That's comforting at first, but can become an obstacle if you're trying to fully integrate into Swedish culture.

That's to say nothing of the fact that Swedish is extremely difficult to learn. (Thankfully, you don't have to take a language test to become a citizen.)

Consider signing up for the free language-learning course, Swedish for Immigrants.

Prepare for lots of coffee.

The Swedes are an industrious folk, but they can't get by without taking a break or two.

Each day, people sit down for a cup of coffee and find something sweet to nibble on as they catch up on life.

It's a tradition known as fika, and it's just as much about the socializing as it is about the sustenance.

Buy a high-quality winter coat and get ready for darkness.

Swedish summers can offer 20 hours of daylight. During the winter months, meanwhile, nighttime can grip the country for just as long.

These stretches of cold weather mean lots of darkness and below-freezing temperatures, so best to brace yourself for the absence of sunlight.

At least the country is beautiful even when it's not lit up.

Don't bring fancy clothes.

Formal attire in Sweden looks more like professional attire in the US, which means everyday office employees — unless they're high-ranking professionals — don't wear dress clothes.

For the most part, jeans will get you by. So pack one suit or dress — it's too casual (and too cold) for much else.

Start setting up your new life.

Ikea is just as much a one-stop-shop for inexpensive furnishings in its home country as it is in the US.

Even if you can't speak the language, Ikea can help make your transition to becoming a full-fledged Swede a smoother one.