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Student
16 Oct 2013

ASUU Strike: PDP Members Have Become Star Gazers Looking To The Heavens For Help!

It appears the fate of Nigerian students has been committed to the hands of the Almighty owing to a recent development in which members of a PDP faction led by Abubakar Kawu Baraje, declared a 7 day period of fasting and prayer in order to resolve the current crisis rocking the educational sector in the country. Baraje instituted a four man committee which includes Governor Murtala Nyako of Adamawa State, Chinwo Ike, President of UNIPORT Alumni, Mr. Timi Frank, the PDP National Youth leader w...
Student
16 Oct 2013

Its Party Time! Get Ready For The Much Anticipated Eco 71'

My dear Lagos students, I think its safe to say that y'all have stayed home way too long and your body must be itching for some fun! Luckily, there is a solution to that.  I bring to you the ECO 71' Party which will be held on the 27th of this month at the prestigious Club Vegas. The time for this party is 11pm till the fat lady sings, chokes and dies. Regarding the gate fee, its simply N3,000 for Regular and N5,000 for VVIP. To all the sexy mamacitas, this party is free for you all so come o...
Student
16 Oct 2013

Education Minister Has Been Given The Axe!

Sources available to Student Pulse reveal that the Education Minister, Mrs Ruqqayatu Rufai has been removed from her position alongside other ministers including the Minister of State for Power, Zainab Kunchi ; Minister of State for Agriculture, Buka Tijani; Shamsudeen Usman (Minister for National Planning); Ita Okon (Minister for Science and Technology); Olugbenga Ashiru (Minister For Foreign Affairs); Ama Pepple (Minister for Lands) and Hadiza Mailafia (Minister for Environment). This new t...
Student
16 Oct 2013

The Eagle Has Landed! Apple Launches Its Next Generation iPhone 5S And 5C

Tuesday the 10th of September, 2013 will forever be remembered by tech nerds all over the world as the day the highly anticipated Iphone 5S and 5C made their debut into the mobile technology market. The iPhone 5S is a powerful 64bit handset running on a new A7 processor as opposed to the Iphone 5's A6 processor making it twice as fast in terms of CPU and graphics. It retains the iOS 7 but boasts of a better camera capable of taking clear shots in lower light environments. Like Samsung did wit...
Student
16 Oct 2013

My Birthday Treat

I woke up on the morning of my birthday with the usual feeling of giddyness and anticipation. I just knew how my morning was going to go. I could already smell my wife's cooking in the kitchen downstairs. I was going to have my bath, go down to meet her, and have her give me one of her kindly warm hugs and a very wet kiss on the lips. Soon, after I've sat down to eat a special breakfast...my favourite meal I expect...the kids will come bounding down the stairs, wide smiles plastered on their ...
Student
15 Oct 2013

UNILAG Girls Classified According To Their Hostels

When people hear the phrase UNILAG GIRLS, some thoughts pop into their mind. Some think UNILAG girls are aristo’s, some think they are materialistic girls, others think of them as chop and go, some see them as parole girls, some see them as stranded girls(cuz dey like entering cars hehehe). And the list continues. Not all these terms are true though, not all lag girls are aristo’s, not all of them are parole girls, but there’s two things they all have in common which is their love for money a...