17 photos you should show people who like 'packaging'

fuad lawal

April 18, 2017 3:26 PM

"You go dey pose, you dey denge denge, you go dey pose. You go dey waka kurukere" - Baba Fryo

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1.Nigerians and packaging are like this.

2. You’re going to hangout with people so you take Danfo.

3. Then you come down one bus-stop to the venue, and use Uber to arrive like a baby girl.

4. Or when you follow your rich friends to one posh restaurant, and they put three leaves and small oil inside the plate.

5. What they give you at the restaurant,

6. What that same money can buy for you at a Buka

7. You tell everybody you schooled in The Abroad.

8. But you forget to mention that your Abroad is Sudan and Cotonou.

9. When your wallet is not buff, so you decide to buff up to balance the equation

10. Your accent is half British, half American,

11. But you've never left Africa before

12. And every time your friends are talking about their last Summer in Florida, you’re just there looking like,

13. When your income is just floating above minimum wage but your packaging is Fortune 500.

14. You’re on Social Media talking about your father’s mansion,

15. But the poor man is just in his small 2-bedroom flat praying for God to pick up the call.

16. You have to remind people every time that you know an important person, so that you can appear important.

17. Then there’s the upcoming artiste dropping his debut single talking about his millions in the bank.

Please come and be going. I don't have money to support your work.

fuad lawal

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