13 ways an African family would react to the prodigal son

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April 15, 2016 12:58 PM

In the trailer of the new Keeping up with the Kardashian, the prodigal son (Rob Kardashian) returned home to his family.

Blac Chyna vs the Kardashians

In as much as that is 'famazing' an African family will receive you differently.

1. Your African mother will first slap you because she heard that you are still dating the stripper.

2. Your father will blame your mother.

3. Then will form boss and disown you again.

4. Your ancestors will discuss your matter.

4. Your younger sister will ask what you bought for her.

5. Your neighbours will peep from their windows.

6. Your mother will prepare jollof and chicken after.

7. The mallam near your parents house will ask if you travelled.

8. Your mother will ask village girls with proper morals to submit application to be your wife.

9. Your street people say 'Ahan oga Rob why you no tell us say you wan marry'.

10. On every family meeting, your distant aunt will remind you of that day over and over again.

11. Your uncle will remind you that you and your younger sister Kylie will be step parents to Tyga and Blac Chyna's son.

12. Your grandparents will blame your behaviour on the agbero boy who lives on your street.

13. Your pastor will blame it on terrestrial forces.

Watch trailer below;

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