Just like our very own ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo, Trump served the Khans a verbal delicacy of his venomous a la carte.
Mama and papa, come and see a billionaire who has proven that your age old theory abi na proverb wrong. He is not a mad man oh.
His name is Donald Trump. He just vomits anything that comes to his mind and still gets his supporters to yell and continue to follow him in large numbers.
If na for Naija, as people still dey follow this guy, dem go say na one strong Ijebu babalawo do the jazz for am or people would have suggested that they bring him to the village for cleansing, because some Airforce officers from the village might have put hand somewhere to suweh for him and the thing is be doing him one kain.
Trump seems to purposely present himself as an unacceptable candidate by making comments that make me want to just live in the loo because of the rumbles it creates in my stomach.
To the political gurus and all you Trump supporters, please hear my uninformed and ignorant view before you rip your guts out. There is no official market for human parts yet.
What am I saying sef, Jisooox! I reject this spirit of Trump blabbing coming upon me by fire, by force. Come to think about it, Trump might just be short for Trumpet.
Anyway, I stumbled upon a Polotico report of June 16, 2016, that said Trump and his son Donald Trump Jr. made huge donations to Hillary Clinton in 2002, 2005, 2006 and 2007.
The report also said the Clinton Foundation also confirmed that donations as much as $100,000.
According to Politoco, “In another sign of their closeness, Clinton attended Trump’s 2005 wedding to current wife Melania Knauss at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club in Palm Beach, Florida.”
I hear you saying does it matter, people can quarrel and part ways ni. Hold your Nigerian mind weh! fes. I never finish my yarn, make I land.
To show you how close Clinton and Trump have been for years, even their daughters, Ivanka Trump and Chelsea Clinton are reported to be besties. Trump reportedly said he wished their daughters were not that close.
Nigerian family scenario goes thus: Mazi Trump to Lolo Trump, Nne please tell your daughter that I am running for President and she should not do anything that will bring the name of this family to shame.
Lolo Trump to Ivanka: Bia Ivvi, if you know I am the one that carried you in my stomach for nine months, you better leave that Chelsea girl.
Ivanka to Lolo: Mummy why? Lolo: The bible say you should honour your parents. You know your father, he will disown you oh!
Trump must have descendants from Anambara or Alaba International, the way he throws money at politicians like say him do ogwu ego (money ritual).
A website, Patriot Update published a Center for Responsive Politics analysis of Trump’s federal campaign contribution history, shows that “Trump has donated nearly $420,000 to committees, the largest recipient has been the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee with $116,000 — or more than one fourth of his total contributions to all party and political action committees.”
Though he has also donated money to Republicans, a large chunk has shown that his heart lies with the Dems.
Some Republicans have also expressed concern that Trump might be a Democrat agent sent to destroy their party.
Former Florida governor Jeb Bush also insinuated that Trump might have a secret arrangement with Clinton.
My stand is that Trump is a billionaire I adore, and he did not get to become one by spitting venom anyhow. Even snakes don’t spit venom like he does.
Some of you might say he is bankrupt and all that, please spare me, at least he was a billionaire. Go make your own N1b make you spend am anyhow.
Trump is a very intelligent man, and everything he does is calculated (My opinion).
Why is it that after fighting hard and rough to win the Republican presidential ticket, he now starts irritating everybody like a woman flying red flag?
It started with his attack on Khizr and Ghazala Khan, the parents of an Army captain killed in Iraq. Some say the Khans drew Trump’s wrath when they criticised him on the platform of the Democrats.
Well! I guess they thought Trump would take it lying down, but just like our very own ex-President Olusegun Obasanjo, he give it to them finish.
Trump misfired again when he reportedly insinuated that Clinton should be assassinated . Even the US secret service had to call his team pe! Oga dey misyarn oh.
You might argue that he did not mean it that way, but you know how you can want to kii yasef for Arsenal abi na ManU.
Trump is a different breed of politician that speaks the mind of MANY Americans, but his continuous verbal diarrhea might stop him from playing golf anytime he likes on the White House lawn.
He has also alleged that President Obama and Mrs Clinton are founders of ISIS. This one don pass politics oh!
Even this one wey Cynthia Whyte say GEJ and others follow create Niger Delta Avengers,our small Nigerian ISIS for waffi area, all man dey parrow.
To crown it, Trump in a call relayed on CNN this morning, said (rephrased) that he will continue doing what he is doing, because the people like it, then if he does not win, he will take a long vacation.
This is a sharp contrast from the upbeat guy who has never let his guard down since he began this presidential race.
The question is: Does Trump really want to be President of the United States, or does he want the publicity for the next season of The Apprentice abi Who wants to be the American President.
I trust my Igbo brother for Alaba. After the US election, you fit hear My Trump and Your Clinton: Who win (Part 1).
The Trumpeter or Obinna, the boy who wanted to become President.
If the current poll is anything to go by, Trump’s campaign strategy is failing. Is it on purpose?
In my opinion, Donald Trump has succeeded in hijacking the Republican party and will soon deliver victory to the Democrats.
Down by the river-side, I would like to welcome the woman I respect most in my life, Mrs. Aisha Buhari back from United States of Qatar. The PDP travel agents said so. Not me oh!