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6 stages of sharing a bed with your spouse

6 stages of sharing a bed with your spouse

Jacob Andrews, a Brooklyn based illustrated the stages of sharing your bed with your spouse in a new series called "The 6 Stages Of Sleeping With Another Person."

Snoring, weird sleeping postures, sleep talking, sleep walking are sleeping habits that are mostly hidden till marriage.

Don't be fooled, sharing a bed is not always about curdles and kisses. Listed below are six stages of sharing your bed with your spouse.

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Stage One: The golden time

This period is usually between the first and third year of a marriage. Cuddles and kisses are endless and sleep patterns are moderate.

Stage Two: The sweaty stage

At the stage the couple can survive the nights without curdles, or kisses.

Stage Three: The too close or too far away moment

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The extreme stage where you either want all the curdle you can get, or nothing.

Stage Four: Sleeping at weird angles

At this stage, you are unsure of which sleeping position is the best for you.

Stage Five: The weird sleep habits

Weird sleep habits such as sleep walking, snoring starts stealing your sleep from you.

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Stage six: It makes you appreciate sleeping alone

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