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7 Kinds Of Men You Should Never Take Home To Your Parents

We are not messing around here. Be careful when bringing these fellas home.

You love your parents, right?

Well then, heed our words and do not bring these 7 guys home to meet the family.

That evening will just result in a trip to the hospital as your father clutches his arm and your mother talks about seeing a white light.

Please, raise your standards and bring home a quality guy.

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1. Any dude older than your dad: This screams of daddy-issues. Either that, or your parents will think you're a gold digger. Do you really want them thinking either of those things about you? We didn't think so.

2. An actively incarcerated inmate:None of them are as hot as , and your parents will not think he's sexy. So don't even bother.

3. A porn star: No. Heck no! Forget your parents; we won’t let you date this guy.

4. An adrenalin junkie: Your parents won't be impressed by a guy who wants to take you BASE-jumping or really to do any other dangerous activity. They are your parents; they don't want to outlive you.

5. A man-whore: Along with the porn star, this is a fella you want to avoid. Your folks will totally be able to tell what kind of man he is (particularly if he hits on your mom), and they want better for you.

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6. A drug dealer: What are you thinking? This guy will make your loving parents lie awake at night wondering how he is going to hurt their baby or get you arrested. Please, spare them the stress.

7. And finally, there's the Tattoo Guy: But he's not just any old Tattoo Guy. He's a modified, horn-possessing, ear-gauging, spike-implanting creature who's guaranteed to send your folks into cardiac arrest.

Do you know any other guy that fits in this category but not mention on our list?

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