Nigerian guys share personal stories of the worst date experiences they've had with women.
Maybe his date refuses to show up, or she probably shows up with a child that she did not even talk about while the date was being planned.
Some Nigerian guys speak on their worst first date experiences through a poll posted on our Instagram on January 17, 2017, and of course, we've rounded up some of the best comments.
Beginning this round up is one of the popular date problems most guys have faced; a user comments and says “brought her hungry friend along with her and they ordered like they are coming to meet santa. After paying (as a big boy) they still did not finish the food”
And expressing a similar grief, another user says “she came with five other girls...”
Close to that is this complaint by another male user who says “she came in with a little boy for security reasons.”
“Who does that?” he asks
One other user mentions a rather embarrassing instance of a lady who farted on the first date they had, and another saw someone totally different from whom he thought he was going on a date with.
“She came looking different from her filters plus she wore a fake shoe which had Nikka instead of Nike.”
Another guy complained that his date “was forming as if she wasn't hungry but when food came… [she cleared it faster than LAWMA would ever clear gabbage.”
Other comments include the guy that complained about his gluttonous date “everything she ordered and ate was double, even the water, she ordered twice,” he said.
Another guy said, “she sneezed and catarrh came out of her nose. It was nasty but funny at the same time.”
Another said, “she unwrapped shawarma completely and start picking the chicken one by one”
A certain other guy complains that “a lady made him so hard with all the kiss and touching but didn't allow him to go to ‘Jerusalem’ [Jerusalem is a code word for sex in this context]”
This user’s comment rounds up the summary with his comment which says “why mine was so humiliating, I took her to a fancy place, and she was all posh like that, so walking upandan made her look local (even if she hasn't been to the place before and you want to tour, at least tell me then I'd take you round and peeps looking would feel it's our romantic tour… but no!
“She would just stand up, walk to one direction and come back elated. After another while, walk to another direction until she was satisfied) and people were just staring, some with amusement, others with pity for me.”
We can only imagine how embarrassing that was for that guy.