Train of Filthy Thoughts 5 things that go through a guy’s mind while you’re blowing him

While receiving head, there isn't much to be done in that moment, but the straying eyes and mind of the guy. Here are things he thinks about.

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Some of these thoughts are better kept to ourselves than exposing to you. play

Some of these thoughts are better kept to ourselves than exposing to you.

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We might not be thinking about the cure to cancer or what our life would be like in the next 5 to 10 years, while that might not be a bad thing. It is advantageous especially if you don’t last long before spurting out your goods, taking one’s mind off  sexual activities can help. This probably happens to a lot of guys.

Ladies, here are things that guys think about while receiving head that we might not share with you, according to Frank Kobola, Cosmopolitan.

1. Suck more, lick less

Sucking is a million times better than licking, says every guy! play

Sucking is a million times better than licking, says every guy!

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There perhaps hasn’t been a way for us guys to convey this message in a way that it won’t come off as offensive. During blowjob, the sucking is infinitely more pleasurable than the tongue drag around the shaft. Okay, there it is, I’m now doing public service announcement.

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2. Blowjob is great but the receiver can be lazy

It goes without saying that the receiver is on holiday here, he cannot but relax and enjoy. One of the most enjoyable thing asides from having your sexual organ sucked is that you can relax, probably smoke some cigarette or put your hands behind your head and enjoy the service, it cost nothing to enjoy it.

3. He’s prolonging it

Yes, he maybe doing that for a reason. play

Yes, he maybe doing that for a reason.

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You might be wondering why he’s prolonging it, it’s simple and easy, because he’s enjoying it. Just like the opening paragraph of this article, a great way of prolonging sex either oral or penetrative is to allow the mind drift, so it’s not fully focused on what is going on. So, he could have finished 5 minutes into it, but it’s an enjoyable act.

4. Time to admire your hair

During this, there is only time to admire your head or hairstyle so if there is any visible dandruff, he would be seeing it.

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5. What is the purpose of this

The indecision can mar the whole darn thing. play

The indecision can mar the whole darn thing.

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It can sound like a bit of WTF but it is true, what is the purpose of the blowjob, is it meant to lead sex or that’s the end of it. The uncertainty here is pretty much the problem, and it can be difficult to find out, some of this can explain why he might be holding out. Is this blowjob an appetiser to something or main course.

Bonus point

Ladies, you might not know, but if you don’t want to stay long ‘blowing’ him, you should probably play with his balls while sucking him. The blowjob will be over faster but here is the disclaimer, it may not work for everyone.