You Know I'm Just Joking by Ayomide Tayo Kanye West is childish and Dencia should leave Pogba alone

Kanye West continues his childish rants as Paul Pogba fails to turn up once again for Manchester United.

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Kanye West pissed with Jay Z

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Hello, guys. I am not really feeling too good today. Yesterday, Sunday, October 23, 2016, I had malaria between 4pm-6pm.

The fever started when Manchester United conceded the first goal. I felt a nasty chill but I thought it wasn't serious. When the second goal was smacked in making De Gea look foolish, I started sweating despite being in a chilled environment.

The second half made matters worse. After Hazard did some African dance and slotted in the third, my sickness came worse. I was cold and hot the same time. My vision was blurry and my heart beat became irregular. Football can kill you if you allow it to.

Chelsea's midfielder Eden Hazard celebrates after scoring their third goal on October 23, 2016 play

Chelsea's midfielder Eden Hazard celebrates after scoring their third goal on October 23, 2016

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When Kante, a player whose greatest skill in football is putting on his own socks humiliated the Manchester United captain, my sickness disappeared immediately. I cannot come and die because of football. These players earn a ridiculous amount every week.

Chelsea's midfielder N'Golo Kante (L) scores their fourth goal against Manchester United at Stamford Bridge in London on October 23, 2016 play

Chelsea's midfielder N'Golo Kante (L) scores their fourth goal against Manchester United at Stamford Bridge in London on October 23, 2016

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Paul Pogba, the world's most expensive player was anonymous as one of our former Vice-Presidents. It was a bad performance from the French man and I blame his woeful outing on the Cameroonian singer Dencia.

 

Last week it was reported by guests of the Lowry Hotel, where Manchester United players stay before a match, that sounds of lovemaking from Pogba's room kept them up at night.

The guests said that Paul Pogba was busy playing another type of match with singer Dencia. One of the guests said the sounds coming from that room sounded like porn. This is why Pogba isn't performing well on the pitch. He is performing somewhere else and when he gets on the field, he has no energy to run.

According to reports Paul Pogba and Dencia keep guests up with their loud lovemaking play

According to reports Paul Pogba and Dencia keep guests up with their loud lovemaking

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Please Aunty Dencia, leave Paul Pogba alone. This boy came to Manchester United to come and play football. He didn't come to Manchester United to be balling like a rapper. Let this boy flourish and shine. I think you should look at another footballer. There are many Nigerian football players that don't play for big teams.

Mikel Obi is free. He hasn't played a big part in Chelsea's team this season. You can go over to him. He has nothing to lose. If Mikel Obi is not your type, you can meet the Obafemi Martins in China. He has money to spend, just take a peep at his Instagram account.

 

Please let Pogba flourish. He has 5 English Premier League titles and 3 Champions League titles to win at Manchester United. It's good that you said you are just friends with him and nothing else. This is good. To make things better, unfriend him so that he can focus on football. Please. I hope God will touch your heart.

Over the weekend, genius rapper/producer who also happens to be a loud mouth Kanye West put his 'best friend' (yeah right) Jay Z on blast for not visiting him after Kim K got robbed. He slammed Jay Z for only calling him and said that Blue Ivy has never had a play date with North West or Pablo.

 

Kanye West is notorious for his rants but this one is the most childish. If Kanye West has problems with Jay Z, why not call him and speak to him candidly about things like a man would? Why did he think it was best for him to come on stage and air personal business? Kanye West thinks like a baby in some situations.

 

A mature man knows that in life there are no permanent enemies in life only permanent interests. Jay Z worked with Kanye West extensively a few years ago because he saw how influential the producer would be in pop culture. How many times have you heard Jay Z saying Kanye West is his best friend?

Jay Z has been all about himself from day one. That shouldn't surprise Kanye West. For what it was worth, it seems the duo were really years ago but when Kim Kardashian came into the picture Jay Z started withdrawing from Kanye's circles.

Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Sean Diddy Combs and Cassie play

Alicia Keys, Swizz Beatz, Beyonce, Jay-Z, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, Sean Diddy Combs and Cassie

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When Jay Z and Beyonce didn't show up to his wedding, Kanye West should have known what was up. His rants feel insecure. I think Kanye West badly wants Jay Z and Beyonce to approve of his wife. Kanye West should grow a pair. 20 friends don't remain friends for 20 years. There are people Kanye West knew back then that he stopped talking to. That's life.

Anyway, I hope your week turns out good and Pogba decides to start playing football once again.

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