All is fair in love and hustling. If a richer man steals your babe it is only your fault and no one else's.
It's never too late. You can start working towards these goals now and achieve them sooner than you think.
Maybe you wanted to buy a car this year but with the recession, you couldn't. Hey, it's time to readjust and save for that Camry or Honda Accord because guys that have cars will take your babe. That's life.
This life is cruel and harsh. True love is cute but not when you and bae are entering danfo or trekking. You think the love of your life is blind and she doesn't see the guy in the 2016 Range Rover winking at her. Guy, don't dull yourself.
Let me break it down. For an average looking babe in Lagos, there is an average of six guys toastting. At least three of those guys will have cars. Forget about the others and think about the ones with cars disturbing your girlfriend. They are the threats.
Look, your girlfriend wants to go to cinema and Quilox but maybe she doesn't want to disturb you because you don't have a car. One day the guy with the nice car will come when she really wants to go to one of these places. He will take her there...and you know the rest (na from clap dance will enter).
Then after they have finished setting P, you will come to her crib and see your bae with her new bae just like that penguin that found another male penguin with his wife. My guy, don't be like that penguin who fought and tried to win his wife back. You will not only lose the fight, you will also lose your pride as a man too.
Just leave quietly and lick your wounds. If your bae has not started chatting with the fine boy with the Benz on WhatsApp, thank your stars. It is time to start saving for that car. As Orezi sang, "alaye double your hustle, no time for ngbati, ngbati."