"Poopgangster" has been going round pooping on people's cars for the past few years.
"Poopgangster", "Bowel Movement Bandit", are just a few of the names given to the Ohio man who has been going round poping on people's cars for the past few years.
He has defecated on 19 cars in the past three years, that are known of. The Phantom Pooper, whose identity remains unknown, has restricted his activities to the Akron area.
The pooper's modus operandi is to poop on people's cars, mostly between 5:30am and 6:30am, just in time to make people start out their days horrible. He would smear the car with the poop, from the windshields, to the fuel-tank cover, to the handle.
The Arkon Police Department are looking for information leading to his arrest.
Ever wondered how many people the Nigerian Authorities would have to look for with the vast number of phantom poopers?