Texting Why you should call women instead of sending messages

To keep your reputation squeaky clean, call women you are interested in instead of sending texts.

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Bros, stop texting

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Drake said it best on 'Ojuelegba' remix, "Only thing I fear is a headshot or a screenshot."

Truer words have not been spoken by Champagne Papi. This is a man who knows what he is saying.

Apart from being the king of emo-driven lyrics, Canada's finest knows a thing or two about dealing with savage women. This is a man who has dated Rihanna, Serena Williams and the best strippers America has to offer. He should know a thing or two about female entrapment.

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You can't the 6 God with screenshots

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Listen, guys, you should never express your thirst for a woman on a platform which she can easily take a screenshot. This means, never ever express any sign of thirst to a chick in her Twitter DM, Instagram DM, Snapchat, BBM, WhatsApp or any other instant messaging app unless you are pretty, pretty, pretty sure that the thirst is mutual.

Why do you ask? Because, in this age of Sub Deliveryman, narratives are easily skewed to favour the person who is doing the exposing. For example, you and a hot ting on Twitter have been talking for a while and you guys are having a serious vibe. You decide to notch things up and tell the babe that you want her so bad, blah, blah and blah.

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Porn actress Mia Khalifa exposing an American Football player for sliding in her DMs

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She says no but you think it's all part of her game so you continue with your thirsty messages. Tired of your neediness, she not only shows all her friends your thirsty messages (your bad guy image ruined) but she will take screenshots of your messages and send it to SDM (you have been finally casted!). With a few trending tweets you've gone from a bad man to a baby boy begging for pum-pum in the DMs even though the babe kind of, maybe, somehow, indirectly led you on.

Trust me bro, the women out there are more evolved than us. They are four steps ahead in the game and they have game plans to make them look like the needed and not the needful. In this era of female savages who worship and adore the Queen Savage, Rihanna, you have to be wise with your words. It is better and safer to say them than text them. A text is a concrete evidence that will be used in the court of public opinion.

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These chicks will kill you if you let them

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How do you control the narrative when on the hunt for babes in this social media age? Simple, you take it old school. Instead of trying to chase her on WhatsApp or Instagram, call her. This is the best screen-shot proof way of toasting a babe now.

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If the conversation ever gets awkwardly you can end it without any digital trace

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It would really be an insane chick to record the phone conversations she has with a guy who has been toasting her for a while. Those kind of babes please stay clear of them. They can kill...literally.

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Remember don't go mushy in the texts. Call instead

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I know guys who no longer chat with babes but call them up directly. It's a safer way. Nobody is munching your explicit message or toasting lines. By calling in case there is trouble in paradise you are covered. There are no screenshots to skew the narrative against your favour.

It has happened to the very best of men before. One minute you guys are vibing seriously on WhatsApp and when you turn the heat up, she tells zones you. As a big boy you get the message and don't bother her anymore only for her to hit you up two days later and show you screenshots of you saying how bad you want her.

Hopefully she won't snitch on you and send the screenshots to SDM but why take that chance. Buy airtime on your phone and spit your game.

Don't get me wrong, you can text a babe but when you are cruising on that romance or sexual lane, pick up the phone and call her if you do not want to be casted in her WhatsApp group the next day or on social media.

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