Too Much Forming 17 photos you should show people who like 'packaging'

"You go dey pose, you dey denge denge, you go dey pose. You go dey waka kurukere" - Baba Fryo

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1.Nigerians and packaging are like this.

 

2. You’re going to hangout with people so you take Danfo.

  play Ni Ojuelegba

 

3. Then you come down one bus-stop to the venue, and use Uber to arrive like a baby girl.

 

4. Or when you follow your rich friends to one posh restaurant, and they put three leaves and small oil inside the plate.

 

5. What they give you at the restaurant,

Many orders of the tuna tartare were making their way out the door to hungry guests. It's one of Le Cirque's most popular dishes. play

Many orders of the tuna tartare were making their way out the door to hungry guests. It's one of Le Cirque's most popular dishes.

(Sarah Jacobs)
 

6. What that same money can buy for you at a Buka

 

7. You tell everybody you schooled in The Abroad.

Jidenna - Bambi play Forming Classic Man (Youtube)

 

8. But you forget to mention that your Abroad is Sudan and Cotonou.

 

9. When your wallet is not buff, so you decide to buff up to balance the equation

Bodybuilder play Buff and Broke (wikipedia)

 

10. Your accent is half British, half American,

Gifty during her interview with Pulse Nigeria play

Gifty during her interview with Pulse Nigeria

11. But you've never left Africa before

 

12. And every time your friends are talking about their last Summer in Florida, you’re just there looking like,

 

13. When your income is just floating above minimum wage but your packaging is Fortune 500.

TBoss play (DSTV )

 

14. You’re on Social Media talking about your father’s mansion,

 

15. But the poor man is just in his small 2-bedroom flat praying for God to pick up the call.

 

16. You have to remind people every time that you know an important person, so that you can appear important.

 

17. Then there’s the upcoming artiste dropping his debut single talking about his millions in the bank.

 

Please come and be going. I don't have money to support your work.

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