Senate President Bukola Saraki resumes his tribunal hearing today after he reportedly stole 3 pieces of meat leaving none for his other senators.
Bukola arrested for stealing 3 pieces of meat
"I didn't take the meat, the meat came to take me"
In a report done by the controversial newscaster Chukwudi Kalu, the senate president confessed to the stealing stylishly saying "I didn't take the meat, the meat came to take me"
Do you think the meat winked at him for real? Watch the video to find out.
Please note: The news is our poor attempt at sarcasm, if you have no sense of humor, click on the next article.
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