6 ways to protect the fuel you just struggled to get

yinka ogunlami

April 8, 2016 2:07 PM

After you have jumped the queue, slept at the fuel station two nights in a roll, fought with the attendant, or got the fuel at 300 naira per litre then one person will now come and steal your petrol.

6 ways to protect the petrol you just hustled for

It is no news that petrol is the new diamond in Nigeria.

Although Ibe Kachikwu, Minister for Petroleum has assured Nigerians that the fuel crisis would end over the weekend, it is still important you learn 'petrol securing skills.'

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After you have jumped the queue, slept at the fuel station two nights in a roll, fought with the attendant, or got the fuel at 300 naira per litre then one person will now come and steal your petrol. Ko jo mehn!!!

Below are 5 things you should do;

1. Put a wicked dog in charge

2. Chain your jerrycan and generator to your body.

3. Put it under your bed.

4. Turn on your beast mode.

5. Hire bouncers

6. Call on your village people to help you

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