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Woman on date gets stuck with poo in man’s house

Let's just say the date ended on a 'shitty' note (pun intended).

A woman got trapped in between a window space in her date’s house after she tried to dispose of her poo that won’t flush.

The pair who had come off Tinder to go on a date, had some chicken and a few beers at a Nando's restaurant, before heading back to the man’s shared apartment.

Narrating the story to BBC, Mr. Smith, a gymnast said his date went to the toilet and when she came back she had a "panicked look in her eye" and told him what she had done.

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He said the toilet window opened into a narrow gap separated by another double glazed window.

"It was into this twilight zone that my date had thrown her poo," he said.

He went to find a hammer to smash the window, but she decided to "climb in head first" after the "offending package" and became jammed.

"I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window."

The bathroom window of the man had been destroyed, and now has to fix it for £300 pounds, an amount he says shoots above his budget.

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Smith had to set a crowdfunding target of £200, but has already raised more than £1,200.

He said he and his date split the extra cash between two charities, one supporting firefighters and another that builds and maintains flushing toilets in developing countries.

On if he would see his date again, Mr. Smith said it’s too early to say, leaving the chance of a second date open.

"Who knows what the future holds".

"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very well and she's a lovely girl

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"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."

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