Why successful celebrities like Ice Prince should not be in monogamous relationships.
A humorous, enlightening view of celebrities and celeb life in Nigeria from the mind of a sarcastic writer.
Yesterday during the halftime of the Liverpool-Manchester United derby, I scrolled through my timeline and saw a link about my guy Ice Prince and his insanely beautiful girlfriend Maima Nkewa.
The story is about the beautiful babe allegedly 'seeing' another guy. If you haven't read the story check here.
After reading the story I felt kinda sad for my home boy Zamani. The boy is too much of a celebrity to be caught up in this kind of alleged mess. When you are as popular as Ice Prince you don't attach yourself with only one woman. It comes back to bite you in the ass.
First rule for male celebs, do not get attached to only one woman. It doesn't make sense. Monogamy isn't for rich and successful men. Monogamy these days are for men who have 'potential' a.k.a 'we still dey look God face'. That's because they can't afford two relationships anyway.
A rich man should be polygamous. Why? Women of the 21st century are emotionally unstable. Today they love you, and tomorrow they hate you because you don't call them five times a day. A rich man shouldn't go for this. If one chick leaves, six other hot babes should be by his side. That's the way of the world, that's life.
Seeing Ice Prince kinda tweet in reaction to stories about his babe online isn't cool. The home boy is rich, successful and building a house in Banana Island. Why should he bothered about a story like this? Women come and go. He should pick a few hot chicks and enjoy his life. No need to mope about love that really wasn't there. Only broke guys go through heartbreaks, rich men have orgies instead.
OK some rich men don't live the fast life. They have only one woman and they are okay with that. If you find yourself as a rich man in this position just remember to never put a woman you are not 100% sure about on a pedestal. Don't do all the Instagram lovey-dovey, #WCW posts because they would only bring trouble.
When you place a woman (you are not sure about) on a pedestal you only advertise her to other men. And trust me, out of 100 men who are chasing her, one will be more handsome, hotter, richer or might be a lover than you. There will be a scenario when your babe will have to choose between you or her new suitor who wants to fly her to Monaco. What do you think she will do?
This is for my celebrity guys out there. Unless you are wifing that woman or are 100% sure about her, do not flaunt her on social media. Also have more than one babe because you never know when one would leave you for someone better or richer. It's human nature, we want more, we want the latest phone and we want the latest upgrade. This applies to women too.
Moving on from 21st century babes that bounce around looking for the next hot guy, I have to give a special shout out to former beauty queen Adaeze Yobo who bounced in all her glory recently.
The wife of Nigerian footballer Joseph Yobo did the needful this weekend when she shared videos of her twerking on Instagram. Lord have mercy. I don't know about you guys, but Adaeze is one hot lady. Do not forget she also has two kids. Oh my...you should check her Instagram page for those videos and other hot pics. No wonder Bros. Joe no wan retire. If you have that kind of hot woman in your house, you cannot afford to be broke.
P.S Leonardo Di Caprio should win an Oscar this year. I mean he was raped by a bear.