John Dumelo, Yvonne Nelson can deceive Ghana but not Nigeria

Happy New Monday to all the beautiful women who read my weekly column (men can get out...lol). I do this for you. Don’t mind my misogynistic rants, I can go crazy sometimes but deep down I am a ladies man.

What’s going on in the wacky world?

Let’s not talk about bitter things this morning. Our focus should be on more joyous news. In case you have not heard it seems Wizkid and Justin Skye are really dating. On Friday, July 22, 2016 the gist was everywhere that the two are now in a ‘gum body’ situation.

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Remember I wrote about this not too long ago. I will write what I wrote then- Justine Skye should open her eyes as she is living out her African prince fairytale. Wizzy baba does not play o. He is among the very best of the Yoruba demon stock. His two baby mamas and Tania Omotayo can testify to this. Naija boys don’t play. Justine Skye should not think that we Naija guys are like the KFC goons in America.

Well it's pretty evident that something is going on between Wizkid a.k.a Baba Bolu and Justine Skye. They can’t lie that they are just friends, we won’t believe them just as we don’t believe our Ghanaian stars Yvonne Nelson and John Dumelo.

Imagine, for years these Ghanaian actors have been lying to us that there is nothing romantic going on between them for years. Yeah friends indeed, friends that hug themselves like lovers. Look they can deceive Ghanaians with all that bestie talk but over here in Nigeria we don’t believe their packaging. A ko je rara (we refuse to be deceived).

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John Dumelo has been single for years and Yvonne Nelson also. As a matter of fact the Ghanaian actress last year boasted that she is a secondary virgin. So tell me how two single, attractive people will be together and they will just be platonic friends? Which kind of film trick is that?

The two movie stars are running things behind closed doors and there is no crime in that. They should just stop with the whole best friend angle. It’s stale and it’s deceiving no one.

Last year they got in a public disagreement over the poor state of power supply in Ghana. Last week the ‘best friends’ announced that they have made up. Hmmm...everybody say ‘wash!’

Time is going. Both Yvonne Nelson and John Dumelo are not getting any younger. They should just get married and have kids. The problem here is ‘see finish’. They have seen too much of each other that the allure of mystery is not there. Don’t worry time will tell. A few years from now you will hear that John Dumelo got married to Yvonne Nelson in a private ceremony. They can scam their country people but not us over here.

P.S if you are having a bad day just take a look at Lionel Messi’s blonde hair. The Barca tax fraud is probably going through a midlife crisis or Neymar is being a bad influence on him. Yeah Messi has joined bad gang.